normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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