It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
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Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
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I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
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