You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
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