dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I'm like, not good at living.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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