Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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