i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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