Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
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i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
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Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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