my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
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He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
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walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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