A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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