careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
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You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
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Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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