Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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