I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
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Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
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Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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