yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
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I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
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The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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