My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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