We're like a lot better than the average bears
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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