Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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