i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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