party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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