she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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