Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
only you would photoshop your dick
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Randomize
