Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
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What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
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I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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