Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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