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(713): View more from Texas

we have officially lost it.

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(713): we have officially lost it. http://tfl.nu/v1jx

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i think i'm in class. and blacked out.

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(404): i think i'm in class. and blacked out. http://tfl.nu/l2ml

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(626): View more from California

What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?

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You have mice?

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no why?

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(626): What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans? (1-626): You have mice? (626): no why? http://tfl.nu/7zgo

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(770): View more from Georgia

Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet

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(770): Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet http://tfl.nu/7ieb

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.

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(774): So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish. http://tfl.nu/ywfu

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(970): View more from Colorado

How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?

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(970): How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy? http://tfl.nu/ky06

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(586): View more from Michigan

You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?

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You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.

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(586): You do realize it's a Tuesday, right? (1-586): You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life. http://tfl.nu/em8w

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You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.

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(616): You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls. http://tfl.nu/v76g

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(909): View more from California

I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...

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(909): I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"... http://tfl.nu/z8ro

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(541): View more from Oregon

I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.

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(541): I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work. http://tfl.nu/fnwr

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She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.

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(805): She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds. http://tfl.nu/ggeo

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I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport

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(952): I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport http://tfl.nu/ckgb

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Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"

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(631): Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet" http://tfl.nu/2suf

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If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.

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(312): If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes. http://tfl.nu/vx4i

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I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.

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(316): I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry. http://tfl.nu/w045

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