I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
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Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
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I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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