your thong is hanging out like whoa
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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