Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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