My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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