i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
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I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
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Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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