i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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