So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
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She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
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we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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