There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
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I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
it was like having sex with a tree stump
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
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I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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