what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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