doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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