My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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