whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Someone shit on the floor
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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