Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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