marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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