then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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