I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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