I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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