I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
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My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
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Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
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