im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
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Going to get a "plan B"urrito
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
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The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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