u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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