took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
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i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
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somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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