i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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