Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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