i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
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Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
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Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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