I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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