Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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