We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
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My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
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I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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