i don't like sucking hair
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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