shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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