Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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