So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
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