She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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