We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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