Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
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We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
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Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?