Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (940): View more from Texas

  I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (940): I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you. http://tfl.nu/qbhx
  Replies (11) Good night (755) Bad night (3773)
• Favorite

  (301): View more from Maryland

  I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (301): I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy. http://tfl.nu/8tq8
  Replies (49) Good night (947) Bad night (5624)
• Favorite

  (303): View more from Colorado

  Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (303): Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent. http://tfl.nu/g68o
  Replies (7) Good night (1542) Bad night (3832)
• Favorite

  (815): View more from Illinois

  We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (815): We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad. http://tfl.nu/wyhj
  Replies (9) Good night (5885) Bad night (961)
• Favorite

  (206): View more from Washington

  I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (206): I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time. http://tfl.nu/0r8g
  Replies (16) Good night (2485) Bad night (3351)
• Favorite

  (805): View more from California

  Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (805): Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face. http://tfl.nu/ins1
  Replies (10) Good night (4086) Bad night (1189)
• Favorite

  (513): View more from Ohio

  i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (513): i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week. http://tfl.nu/8le3
  Replies (14) Good night (7046) Bad night (1492)
• Favorite

  (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (570): i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness. http://tfl.nu/5sus
  Replies (9) Good night (1028) Bad night (2414)
• Favorite

  (207): View more from Maine

  Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (207): Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010"......... http://tfl.nu/3k58
  Replies (7) Good night (793) Bad night (2698)
• Favorite

  (972): View more from Texas

  Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (972): Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday? http://tfl.nu/8ic0
  Replies (3) Good night (2113) Bad night (832)
• Favorite

  (705): View more from Ontario

  Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (705): Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table. http://tfl.nu/x7xh
  Replies (3) Good night (1748) Bad night (760)
• Favorite

  (806): View more from Texas

  Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.

  (1-806): View more from Texas

  Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (806): Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk. (1-806): Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess. http://tfl.nu/c175
  Replies (15) Good night (2540) Bad night (1145)
• Favorite

  (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (267): Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her. http://tfl.nu/ywpc
  Replies (23) Good night (915) Bad night (3112)
• Favorite

  (503): View more from Oregon

  I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (503): I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours http://tfl.nu/g0b7
  Replies (4) Good night (598) Bad night (1088)
• Favorite

  (352): View more from Florida

  Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (352): Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live http://tfl.nu/q9p0
  Replies (11) Good night (520) Bad night (1520)

Randomize