Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
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Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
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At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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