My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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