he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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