tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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